Total Medals Earned: 251 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,470 Points
Medals Earned: 13/30 (65/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Complete level 25
Complete level 26
Complete level 27
Complete level 28
Complete level 29
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 5/8 (325/500 points)
Hold it in 30 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Hold on 80 seconds
Hold on 100 seconds
Hold on 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 2/2 (200/200 points)
lets be real no one is gonna play this trash for more than 20 seconds.
you are the only one who is gonna play this far!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (70/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 6/12 (225/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/385 points)
Play the game for the first time
Finish the game for the first time.
Finish the game without dying
Finish the game in easy mode
Beat the game in normal mode
Beat the game in hard mode
Beat the game in hard mode without dying
Get a certain number of deaths
Die 20 times in the same level
Beat the game in under 739.71 seconds
Get every achievements
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/180 points)
Find all of the 666 references
Find all of the other possible references
Find all of the Skulls
Find all of the All-Seeing Eyes
Find all of the hidden references!
Play the game between 1st December and 5th January
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)